Friday, May 17, 2013

LIFE HACK

singular-armageddons:

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

dont even know what i was expecting

jpgay:

me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto 

  • friend without a tumblr: I wanna show you something
  • me: I've seen that

i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow

(Source: cheesecurl)

followers, what do you want to know?

  • Purple: 10 facts about my room
  • Blue: 9 facts about my family
  • Green: 8 facts about my body
  • Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
  • Orange: 6 facts about my home town
  • Red: 5 facts about my best friend
  • Pink: 4 facts about my parents
  • White: 3 facts about my personality
  • Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things
  • Black: 1 fact about the person I like
dumpsterfetus:

yet another unrealistic standard for women 

dumpsterfetus:

yet another unrealistic standard for women 

(Source: tollmaster)

hitmonchan:

my sister just tagged someone in this and her grandma commented

hitmonchan:

my sister just tagged someone in this and her grandma commented

nigforaday:

I think it’s universally well known that the saddest part of everyone’s childhood was when Chuckie Finster didn’t have a mom to dance with 

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(Source: mancverboard)